πŸ₯š Rabbits Lay Eggs 🐰

How long will it take you to accumulate One Billion eggs? If you fail, refresh the page to play again. Requires Javascript to play.

The Game

You are the Easter Bunny, go lay an egg!

⏰x0
πŸ₯šx0

πŸ₯•x0
πŸ‡x0

🌱x0
🌳x0

πŸ—‘οΈx0 Weapons
☠️x0 Pirates

βœ‰οΈ - A somewhat suspicious looking email...
βœ‰οΈ - A spam email claiming to be from Richard Adams, who died 5 years ago...
βœ‰οΈ - More spam, trying to sell you Playboy Human magazines...
βœ‰οΈ - A scam that would only fool the truly harebrained...
πŸ“— (πŸ‡x1) - Start growing your own carrots on trees.
πŸ“š (πŸ‡x1 πŸ₯•x5) - Relax, let the game work for you.
πŸ”‹ (πŸ‡x10) - Rabbits lay more eggs.
⚑ (πŸ‡x1000) - Rabbits lay even more eggs.
☒️ (πŸ‡x10000) - Rabbits lay twice as many eggs!
βš–οΈ (πŸ₯•x200) - Lower the value of carrots.
πŸͺ™ (πŸ₯•x1000) - Crash the price of carrots.
🏠 (🌳x1) - Build the farmer a treehouse for a discount on seeds.
🧰 (🌳x12) - Make better farming equipment; use less seeds to grow carrot trees.
🚜 (🌳x999 πŸ‡x9001) - A fleet of rabbit-operated tractors to help you grow trees more easily.
πŸ—‘οΈ (🌳x10) - Make fearsome wooden weapons, defend your warren!
πŸ’€ (πŸ‡x100 πŸ—‘οΈx100) - Train your cute lil bunnies into scary pirates!
πŸ’£ (☠️x100) - Attack the Svalbard Seed Vault, demand a discount on seed prices!
🧬 (πŸ‡x0 🌱x0) - Makes carrots more appealing to rabbits.
πŸͺ„ (FREE) - Pull a rabbit out of your hat!
✨ (FREE) - Are you watching closely?

Information

Speedrun/winning tips: guide here

πŸŽ… This is a Christmas-themed emoji-based incremental game with a 5 minute time limit. ⏲️

The mechanics of incremental games appeal to me very much: I like building things that start running themselves, improving themselves, etc. (hence the generative VCV modules πŸ˜‰) but I dislike playing most incrementals because they take too long, they don't have a clear end goal, and they don't provide any tension. Life is too short for them. 😭

Unlike other incrementals out there, the decisions you make in this game may mean the difference between winning and losing. Furthermore, nothing in this incremental is too finely balanced, so you get to work out slightly "overpowered" combinations and have fun with them. There is no "prestige" system, but you will nonetheless improve each time you replay as you better understand the game. There's also a ton of secret "upgrades" to find. Everything is deterministic, nothing is randomised, so its cool to speedrun this or whatever. If you want an extra hard challenge, it is possible to complete this in under 4 minutes; my best time so far is 3m58s.

I have almost no experience with Javascript, so the code is an undercooked spaghetti of the most disgusting flavour made over a very short period of time. I was too lazy to even learn the language tbh. 😎


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